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Poll: drinking beer with a straw (29 member(s) have cast votes)

Is drinking beer through the straw okay?

  1. Yes (1 votes [3.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.45%

  2. No what a fucking faggot (28 votes [96.55%])

    Percentage of vote: 96.55%

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#1 Alman

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 12:57 AM

so one of my roommates and i were playing video games the other day. he grabs a boulevard from the fridge and proceeds to start drinking it with a straw. i found this peculiar, and went on to call him a giant fucking faggot. he says he does it because his dad did it and that it's not gay. i'm pretty sure it's gay. what say you?

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 01:04 AM

The only acceptable straw for beer is made of PVC and is at least one meter in length. Anything else is for faggots.
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Posted 03 May 2009 - 02:40 AM

Probably not gay, but definitely a retard.

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 03:32 AM

What an idiot. That's completely unheard of here and you'll be called a no-life loser faggot that can't drink if that ever went down.
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Posted 03 May 2009 - 06:21 AM

Okay so just because a potentially straight guy did it once makes it not gay. :tard:

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 06:56 PM

The Druidz agrees about something!

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 07:24 PM

By straw you mean a funnel, right? If the "straw" is bigger than the mouth of the beer, you're good. If not, no dice.

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 08:02 PM

Speaking from a culinary point of view, it prevents your palette from getting the complete picture. Inhibiting the full enjoyment of an ice cold beer = faggot.


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Posted 03 May 2009 - 08:07 PM

What is the enjoyment in an American 2nd tier pisswater beer anyway?

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 09:28 PM

What is the enjoyment in an American 2nd tier pisswater beer anyway?

Who even enjoys any after the first few? It's all about getting the drunk on.
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Posted 04 May 2009 - 06:33 AM

What is the enjoyment in an American 2nd tier pisswater beer anyway?

There are good or at least acceptable, American beers.

Also it's like putting ice in your beer: unacceptable.

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Posted 04 May 2009 - 08:26 AM

I'm not a big fan of beer.

#13 Skip

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Posted 04 May 2009 - 08:27 AM

I'm not a big fan of beer.

It grows on you.

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Posted 04 May 2009 - 08:56 AM

Alright I'd say 21-0 is conclusive enough, thanks breauxheims

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 06:22 PM

What is the enjoyment in an American 2nd tier pisswater beer anyway?

Who even enjoys any after the first few? It's all about getting the drunk on.


It takes quite a few for me to get drunk. And a good beer like Guinness, well I enjoy each one.


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